{"id":99,"date":"2008-08-24T18:51:22","date_gmt":"2008-08-25T01:51:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/8statekate.aucado.us\/wordpress\/?p=99"},"modified":"2008-08-24T18:54:15","modified_gmt":"2008-08-25T01:54:15","slug":"tail-extensions","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.8statekate.net\/wordpress\/?p=99","title":{"rendered":"Tail Extensions"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>From the website <a href=\"http:\/\/www.neuticles.com\/\">www.Neuticles.com<\/a>:<\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8220;Welcome to <span class=\"n16\"><em>Neuticles<\/em><\/span><sup>\u00c2\u00ae <\/sup><\/strong>Thank you for your interest in patented <span class=\"n14\"><em>Neuticles<\/em><\/span> and the revolutionary testicular implant procedure for pets. Inside you will find the latest information and updates. Over 250,000 caring pet owners Worldwide have selected <span class=\"n14\"><em>Neuticles<\/em><\/span> as a safe, practical and inexpensive option when neutering. <span class=\"n14\"><em>Neuticles<\/em><\/span> allows your pet to retain his natural look, self esteem and aids in the trauma associated with neutering. <strong>With<\/strong> <span class=\"n16\"><em><strong>Neuticles<\/strong><\/em><\/span><sup>\u00c2\u00ae<\/sup>&#8211; <strong>It&#8217;s like nothing ever changed<\/strong>&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Can you believe it? Who is traumatized by the neutering? Do they really think that dogs miss their, um, &#8220;Neuts&#8221; to the point that they need prosthetics? Who are they trying to kid?<\/p>\n<p>I have a better idea&#8230; what about dogs whose tails have been docked? They make hair extensions, right? What about tail extensions?<!--more-->\u00c2\u00a0A tail extension might give a dog like Cay a chance at achieving balance when she runs and turns, so she wouldn&#8217;t be such a klutz. Although she has gained better coordination as she has grown, the A-hole who cut her tail off didn&#8217;t even leave enough to cover his insignia. A tail extension might help a dog\u00c2\u00a0like Cay obtain\u00c2\u00a0sufficient balance to do normal dog activities\u00c2\u00a0with coordination. And how about alleviating some embarrassment\u00c2\u00a0by covering that hole?\u00c2\u00a0Isn&#8217;t that at least as important as fake &#8220;Neuts&#8221;?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From the website www.Neuticles.com: &#8220;Welcome to Neuticles\u00c2\u00ae Thank you for your interest in patented Neuticles and the revolutionary testicular implant procedure for pets. Inside you will find the latest information and updates. Over 250,000 caring pet owners Worldwide have selected Neuticles as a safe, practical and inexpensive option when neutering. Neuticles allows your pet to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.8statekate.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/99"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.8statekate.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.8statekate.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.8statekate.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.8statekate.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=99"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.8statekate.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/99\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.8statekate.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=99"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.8statekate.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=99"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.8statekate.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=99"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}